Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives supporting them.
HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD
I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.
“Men can handle anything”
“Women exaggerate everything”
And then they realized just how wrong they were
That was beautiful
guys tell me what fictional character I resemble in terms of physical appearance and personality (they can be different)
you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever
elementary school: you’re not in kindergarten anymore
middle school: you’re not in elementary school anymore
high school: you’re not in middle school anymore
college: you’re not in high school anymore
[12 year old white girl voice] talk to me !! i don’t bite… hard(: <3
dude it’s so weird how when you’re a kid, socks were like the worst thing you could get on christmas but now it’s like hell yeah please give me some socks i own like two and a half pairs my feet are so cold
There needs to be a bar or club or something that when you walk in there’s a rack of different color wristbands with words like “I looking for-“
- no one
So that everyone would know who’s looking for who.
"Hey that girl is cute. And her wristband says she’s also looking for a girl. Sweet!”
"He’s cute, but his wristband says girls. Oh well."
you are the future